Cat Maths
"I wonder if I could get a fiver on you," asked Catman.
"I've got so many backers, I'm playing for like 3% of myself," misunderstood Persaud.
Changing tack, "Well, what could I have for a fiver? It's a lucky fiver. A couple of percent...?"
"Lucky fiver," echoed Persaud, although £5 as a percentage of the buy-in to this tournament is 0.05%.
"Surely it's gotta be worth £50K."
At this point the whole thing had confused me and I left the table, where what was mainly happening was the chip stacks evening out, although it is now Sorel Mizzi with 33,000 who leads it.