Table Talk: Andy Black and Johnny Chan
Black: Let's take a vote-- who's the quietest person in the room?
Chan: Well, it's not you!
Black: And for once, it's not an American! We need Mike "The Mouth" (Matusow) here, is he in London?
Chan: I don't think so. If he was anywhere in the city, we'd be able to hear him!
Black: Oh that's right. He's in Mississippi getting that operation done to graft his arm straight onto his laptop!