Plastik Disaster
A preflop raising war saw a gentleman all in with , just a shade away but at the same time a million miles ahead of Plastik's . "I knew it," said Plastik, "I almost folded them."
Board:
"YES!!!" cried Plastik as his flush came in. Then sudden disappointment as he realised that his opponent had a full house. Oh, the cruelty of the poker gods.
"I hate you, Jennifer," said the amiable Plastik to the giggling dealer, "I hate you!"