Seat 9: Justin Bonomo (750,000)
In all seriousness though, Bonomo has a very accomplished poker record. He has multiple WSOP and WPT cashes along with over $1.5 million in career tournament earnings. He's cashed all over the world on the live circuit and is also known for some big scores online.
Bonomo is a Bodog-sponsored player known for his analytical approach to the game.