Humberto and the Shark
Level 15
: 12,000/24,000, 3,000 ante
First in from the cutoff seat, Humberto Brenes opened to 60,000. Small blind Nick Schulman plopped out a big reraise that amounted to 712,000 if you're scoring at home. It was enough to cover big blind Sandor Demjan (who quickly folded) and Brenes (who doesn't really do anything quickly).
Brenes spent a minute or two cheesing it up for the cameras in typical Humberto style. He finished his monologue with, "If I call, I'd be the best bubble boy ever... I pass, one time."
With that, he returned his cards to the muck.