Burning Ears
If you're wondering where the nickname derives from, it's due to his former scruffy, wild haircut that he once wore. To my dismay, he then proceeded to shave it all off, but judging by today's outing, it seems to be threatening a comeback, so watch this space for more crucial Dan Carter haircut news.
In the meantime, I was discussing Dan with his backer, Matt Dale, when Dan overheard his name mentioned and removed his iPod.
"My ears are burning," announces Dan.
"Why, what are you listening to?" I replied.
"Must be the Red Hot Chili Peppers," adds Matt.
Oh dear, the gags just get worse and worse and worse...
... and worse.