It's been a bad start for the Brits, Jeff 'Jaffcake' Kimber forced to regale tales of woe in the bar with messeurs Parker and Channing. He was expectedly dejected in defeat, and wasn't keen to share his exit, but armed with a jar of vaseline and a giant crowbar, I managed to prise out his final hand. "I had K-J, pushed all in preflop, and ran into aces in the blind."